The much anticipated sequal to Pirates. This 4 Disc Collector's set is over 8
hours long and includes all of Digital Playground's contract stars
and many more! The sex in this movie is hot. You will see Shay
Jordan's first boy/girl/boy scene as well as the first boy/girl scene
for new Digital Playground contract star Riley Steele. With a budget that
cost 10 times the original Pirates, no expense was spared.
Bonus features include: Audio commentary with the stars, Extended
sex scenes, Bonus sex scene, The Making of Pirates
II, Riley Steele’s first day on the set, Cast confessionals and
interviews, BTS slide show, Bloopers, Deleted scenes, The
Making of the FX, Casting Calls, 2006 AVN Awards Pirates
recap, 2005 Pirates premiere party. -AVN.
Starring: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Stoya, Riley Steele,Gabriella
Fox, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Brianna Love, Abbey Brooks, Shawna
Lenee, Rhylee Richards, Brea Lynn, Shyla Stylez,Veronica Rayne, Evan Stone,
Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Marco Banderas, Mick
Blue, Ben English, Charles Dera.
Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge
Overall rating: A
Female looks: A
Male looks: B+
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
THEMES: Story, Pirates
CONDOMS: None Noted
STARS: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Belladonna, Evan Stone, Sasha Grey, Jenna
Haze, Stoya, Abbey Brooks, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, Ben English, Veronica
Rayne, Katsuni, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, Rhylee Richards,
Riley Steele, Gabriella Fox, Brea Lynn, Brianna Love, Charles Dera, James Deen,
Shawna Lenee, Shyla Stylez, Steven St. Croix, David Aaron Clark, Frank
Where does one start on a review of what is arguably the most
highly-anticipated adult film of all time? How about with the simple truth that
Pirates 2 is a very, very good adult movie. In terms of scope and story it is
far grander than the original. The special effects once again set the standard
for adult films. The characters we are familiar with are back and better than
ever. Some new ones join the crew and add a little excitement. Evan Stone is
back playing Captain Edward Reynolds, the greatest pirate hunter who ever lived.
(And he will tell us that more than once.) He plays the part with just enough
humor to keep up coming back for more. Jesse Jane is back as Jules Steele, the
sexiest first mate in nautical history. Her sex scenes feature the sort of
sexual onslaught we have grown accustomed to. Tommy Gunn is back as Victor
Stagnetti and some time in hell has done nothing to improve the bloodthirsty
pirate’s outlook on life. Belladonna and Sasha Grey have joined the fight,
replacing Janine and providing strong women to match Jesse’s energy. Katsuni is
aboard as an evil pirate with more dialog and sword fighting than sex. Jenna
Haze pops in a slave girl who gives the best scene of the movie (short and long
version) thanks in part to her dirty mouth and tight ass. Shay Jordan has
perhaps the strangest role in movie. As chief gunner Woo’s Chinese sister, Shay
speaks with a thick comical accent and utters phrase like “I your baby Panda I
cling.” When she isn’t walking around in perhaps the un-sexiest outfit in the
history of porn and delivering the movie’s most memorable lines Shay is turning
in some of the best scenes of the movie. Her first three way with two guys is
smoking hot. (Watch the full version on disc 2) and she pops up later to match
energy with Jesse. Pirates 2 has a lot to live up to and for the most part it
meets or surpasses those lofty expectations. It is hands down, the best adult
feature of 2008.
That’s the good stuff, but there is a major criticism I must get out of the
way. The sex scenes in this movie are painfully short. I know that it’s a
feature, but a sex scene that lasts only three minutes is just shocking. There
are some hot scenes here with some very high energy performers. Jesse Jane
hooking up with Belladonna? Anal from Jenna Haze? Shay Jordan’s first scene with
two guys? Belladonna and Sasha Grey sharing a dick? Yeah, all of that is here.
All of the scenes are included in complete versions on disc two. That’s a good
thing and if you watch them you will see how good the scenes are. My biggest
gripe about this movie is that these complete scenes aren’t included in the
movie. Yes, we would be looking at a movie that runs close to four hours, but
with those full length scenes Pirates 2 might well be hotter sexually than the
original. That just my take on a great movie that leaves a lot of sexual heat on
the cutting room floor.
Shay Jordan, Mick Blue & James Deen
Shay Jordan is new to the crew and very friendly and gives special “massages”
to relieve weary bones after a long day. As an example we get to watch Mick and
James fuck her silly. The scene has great energy, but feels like a series of
great shots strung together with huge gaps. (This is going to be a recurring
theme with the sex scenes. Keep in mind, extended scenes are available on disc
two.) We jump from shot to shot as Shay takes both hard cocks at once. It is
clear that they are working up a big sweat, but the whole thing is over in about
three minutes with both cocks exploding her beautiful face. I can’t wait to see
the extended version of this one.
Riley Steele, Shawna Lenee & Ben English
Ben plays Governor Littleton perfectly. His later dialog is fantastic and
during the sex scene he engages in a little pirate role play with the two lovely
blondes. He’s an evil pirates looking for the Governor’s treasure and the girls
are the helpless daughters who can do nothing but give up their virtue to the
invader. Things move so quickly that it would be tough for anyone to keep up. I
believe this is Riley’s debut and she has to share the spotlight with Shawna who
is pretty hot in her own right. In a matter of three minutes the whole scene is
over and the girls are sharing a big facial cumshot. (And again I’ll be popping
in the extended version to see more of Riley.)
If they want to save Serena from execution, our pirate hunters must track
down the blue pearl and bring it back to his majesty. The dialog is great with
just enough humor to make it all flow.
Jesse Jane & Belladonna
Two strong female personalities on one ship didn’t work without sexual outlet
in the first movie and it ain’t gonna fly in the sequel. Bella and Jesse facing
off is as inevitable as the tides and just as powerful. Don’t blink or you might
miss something great. Jesse actually gets two fingers shoved up her ass by Bella
(Could a full anal scene be in the works for Jesse finally?) Bella demands to be
smacked harder and the way the scene is cut it looks as much like a wrestling
match as a sex scene. The highlights are incredible, but you just know that
there is so much more waiting for us.
Wandering into rough territory the pirate hunters are separated. Edward takes
part in a slave auction that features Jenna Haze as the prize wench and a very
impressive performance by David Aaron Clark as a rival bidder. Jules finds the
pirate empress, but is quickly subdued.
Before he can enjoy his new slave Edward is taken to the golden palace where
he watches a bunch of people getting it on. Those of you who were anxious to see
Stoya or Shyla Stylez in this flick will want to see what you can grab visually
from this big group grope. The action is over pretty quickly and ends with a
serious of facial popshots.
Shay Jordan & Steven St. Croix
Still nursing his wounds over what he did in the first movie (As you may
recall he set Jules up to be burned alive) Steven is looking to forget his
troubles. What better way than with Shay? He fucks her pretty hard and even
slaps her tits during a scene that is so fucking short that it’s almost
maddening. Apparently it was good because she immediately demands to marry
Jenna Haze & Evan Stone
Winning the auction means that Evan gets to fuck the hell out of his pretty
slave. She has the whole “master” thing down and goes right to work on his cock.
This scene feels a little longer and we get to see her suck dick more than once.
In between positions Jenna uses her mouth to perfection. There is anal here, but
I swear it’s about fifteen seconds worth. Jenna talks him through a big pop on
her belly. This is the best scene of the movie, but still leaves a lot on the
cutting room floor.
Taken to the pit to battle a giant monster, Edward needs help getting out.
There are some serious CGI tricks here and a good action sequence. We also get
our first glimpse at Sasha Grey who has joined the hunt for Stagnetti.
Brianna Love, Rhylee Richards and Evan Stone
Edward wows these eager girls with tails of his heroism. They share his cock
and a quick kiss before we cut to rapid fire shots of the girls riding his dick.
I know that we have been over the sexual issues in this movie, but I honestly
don’t get the editing here. It feels like a montage of shots too short to really
Jesse Jane, Katsuni & Tommy Gunn
Returning from the dead has left Stagnetti horny and he wants a shot at one
of the women who helped send him to hell. Still under Katsuni’s control Jess
makes quite a sexy slave. She inhales his cock and then comes out of her
zombified state to scream through a hot fuck. Katsuni does anal here, but the
scene is over even before it can begin. The cum swapping kiss is hot and nasty,
but we will have to wait for disc two for the good stuff.
The battle at sea features some great creatures, CGI and things that blow up.
What more could you want? Sword fighting of course. We get plenty of that Bella
squares off with Katsuni and with Jesse before the big climax between Edward and
Stagnetti. Great action sequences here to be sure.
Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan & Steven St. Croix
A happy little three-way is a great way to celebrate victory. How
understanding is Shay? She is fine letting her man fuck anyone and will even
join in. These two superstars quickly compete for the cock and that means we get
to watch two of the very best do their stuff. Any time Jess and Shay share the
screen they seem to be trying to out fuck one another and the result is always
fantastic. He can barely keep up but does manage to spray Jesse down with a
strong shot at the end.
Belladonna, Sasha Grey & Evan Stone
See, three ways are great celebratory tools. Bella and her new friend are
happy to reward Edward for a job well done. They also want to delay a return to
Kingston in order to rescue Sasha’s sister. (Pirates 3 anyone?) Bella pulls out
her deep throat skills and makes every inch of cock disappear. Sasha is no
slouch either and proves it by taking nearly as much. Bella offers up her ass
and the girls jerk him off together for a big finish.
Bonus: On disc one, there is a running audio commentary with the cast and
crew of the movie. Once you have seen the flick, the commentary is actually
Disc 2: Extended Sex Scenes:
Here we go. This is the really good stuff. Instead of 3-5 minutes we get
13-20 minutes of hot sex. Shay Jordan gets a chance to really expand her scene
with James and Mick. Watch them work her intro a frenzy. The Jesse/Bella scene
is so much hotter that you really shouldn’t miss it. Jenna Haze still turns in
the best scene of the movie with some really good anal added to the mix. Jesse
and Shay together at the end of the movie is also worth a second or third look.
There is also a bonus scene featuring Stoya, Katsuni and Belladonna that didn’t
make the movie at all.
These are better than average feature sex scenes and I have to wonder why
they were cut down. OK, we know why, but still. Wouldn’t it be better to have a
movie that is four hours long with really hot sex scenes rather than two hours
of a movie where we blink and miss the sex? I would love to see a future release
with the full length sex scenes. I honestly think that would be one of the
hottest adult features ever.
Disc 3: Behind the Scenes:
The making of Pirates 2 is a long look at every aspect of the movie. We get
pre and post sex scene interviews. Shay Jordan’s first 2 boy scene makes for
some funny stuff. We also get to watch the sword training sessions and an
in-depth look at how the movie was made. Very interesting stuff and worth the
time for anyone interested in film making of any sort.
There is also a slideshow, featurettes covering set design, make up and other
aspects of the film.
Disc 4 Bonus Material:
Wait, there’s more. Bloopers, Making of FX, Deleted Scenes (Dialog), Extended
BTS, Pirates Extras (Pirates Makes History and Pirates 1 Premier Clip) and
Reviewed by R. Pipe
Studio: Digital Playground